Steal the Magic Ched!

Woot if you dunno what cheds are ask SeaSalt they are made in Australia


Takes ched for myself!

Takes a bowie knife and hamstrings tin, running off with the ched.

*As you are running away pulls out mah bow adjusts the sight for the right distance and lets lose and arrow that embeds itself deep into your back you scream letting go of the Ched which I then shoot another arrow at hitting it on the side at a certain angle and causing it to flick back at me then i grab the Ched and run of in the opposite direction.*

i laugh when you fall and pick up the ched and run off with it.

(when your hamstringed, you cant run)

*shoots you again and shoots ched back to be again*

*grabs own bow and shoots a razor barbed arrow through tim's arm. now he cant fire more arrows.*
*limps over and grabs the ched and then limps away*

heals arm because I AM Wolverine!

Out comes the bony appendages (yea I don't have Adamantium ones yet) *charges and steals ched*

Uses Mtherunes Razor to travel to the dimension then banes you to a desolate Plain of Oblivion.

*takes ched*

*becomes invulnerable for a moment and uses extreme power to poral everyone and thing back to Earth and put a seal on all dimensions so no-one may esacpe the current one. Nick the Ched while I'm at it*

*knocks you over the head* "happy dreams" *you fall from the computer chair just as you were about to type more stuff and I take the ched*

~*Mr Fubbles appears out of nowhere, using his Level 40 Mediocre Morningstar to remove Reforge's hand (R), thereby pickpocketing the Ched(food,+150hp) and disappearing into the Goblin Maze(PvP=1), using his Tomtom GPS to find the way*
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~*curses and jumps on his SpaceBike(tm), zooming away at lightspeed after the retreating Reforge and soon catching up before using his PowerGrabX4000 to snatch the Ched out of his hands!*
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Pulls out a red bull and whistles to the ched, it sprouts wings and flys over to me and drinks the energy drink in one blast! my Ched!

*BOOM*

I just fired a handy little rifle at a flying Ched, and now I'm running to claim my prize! Bwahaha! *runs towards a wounded Ched, picks up and runs off with it*

*PFFT ZING*


and arrow flies over and hits the ched out of your hand

*runs over and claims the poor ched as my own!*

*seizes ambulance vehicle, puts ched on stretcher and drives off*

You're gonna be alright, little guy!

*shoots RPG at the ambulance van*

*Leaves outcome to be decided...*

A swooping Iranian Green Penguin who happened to be migrating North-West just now, at the other end of the year to normal, scooped up the RPG in its mouth and carried it to its Unichstan nest, whereby it turned out to be Kingdom Hearts, not a rocket-powered grenade as we all assumed at first. The ambulance, meanwhile, sped on to Rooky Crag Ho pital, which had a letter missing and stood atop a high point jutting out over the sea. Here, the Ched was submitted to the Intensive Care ward, whilst, back in the village of Little Starting, the other characters gathered together in order to discuss a plan of war. The Rooky Crag Ho pital prepared for a siege...

~okay, that's today's creative urge used up.
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*pulls out RPG launcher and aims it at Rooky Crag Ho pital,* "let them have it!"

LaserShinyBubbleShields à la Star Wars spring up around the Rooky Crag Ho pital. The only way in is to somehow destroy the GeneratorNG(tm) which is creating the shield. It is located in the centre of the RCHp's Ring Garden at the centre of the complex.

~this is getting difficult! (by the way, I own RCHp, therefore the Ched is mine)
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